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chocosong:

<How to Get a Boyfriend>
Order a cup of coffee to take-out.
Give the coffee to a male you are interested in and tell him, “If the coffee tastes good, we date; if not, bug off.”
The coffee at our café is good. It is guaranteed that you will end up dating.
If, by chance, you get dumped, then come back. We will give you a cup of hot coffee that you can pour on his face.

chocosong:

<How to Get a Boyfriend>

  1. Order a cup of coffee to take-out.
  2. Give the coffee to a male you are interested in and tell him, “If the coffee tastes good, we date; if not, bug off.”
  3. The coffee at our café is good. It is guaranteed that you will end up dating.
  4. If, by chance, you get dumped, then come back. We will give you a cup of hot coffee that you can pour on his face.

(via jayseus)

wankbankofamerica:

reasons i tend to not talk

  • people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
  • i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
  • people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
  • i hate my voice
  • i have something really mean to say
  • i hate you
  • i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me

(via moonjongups)